Stalking

They call me a stalker. As if! It's just a dog. It's just that I'm interested. I won't touch.I won't even sniff. Just watching. More of a voyeur that a stalker really.
One day I will sort this dog out though. Playing with toys. That's my job. I don't play like her though. She's killing that treat ball, shaking it from side to side. That's what worries me. Could she shake me from side to side? The fact that I weigh over two times what she does is irrelevant, I fear. The fact that I have weapons and know how to use them - that'll show her. Think she wants to play with me?
More about Leo and his stalking here.