It can't be true...!

Cats are threatening fish. No way! I like fish. I have a pond in the garden. I watch the fish. I don't eat them. Never. I don;t eat familymembers. And anyway, that would mean getting wet. No way. I'm a cat.

They must be wrong. We are not a threat. I do like a spot of fish for dinner on occasions though. Not a whole ocean.