Thursday, March 19, 2009

The D word

Oh no! My family has started talking the D word. D for you know what - large (or small), 4 legs and a tail, big teeth and a growl and they smell - a horrible wet, doggy odour. Why do humans want to live with such a smelly creature. Aren't felines good enough? Whoever said that canines are man's best friend had obviously never lived with me!
When I arrived here there was a D-O-G. She was calm and quiet - not bad for one of her species. Then she died and everyone was sad. The house was more peaceful and I got to go everywhere without worrying if a dog would appear to sniff my rear.
Life as I know it will change. Perhaps if I follow my owners around enough they will forget the D idea.